April 2011
36 posts
Peacock (Google Translate Cover)
Katy Perry
Google Translate singing “Peacock” by Katy Perry.
kfljdf hold me
lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
oh sweet lord…
I CAN’T OHMYGOD JUST WAT
HAHAHAHAHAHA
AND WHAT IF SOMEONE AUTOTUNES THIS
Reasons Why G-Dragon is cooler than you
Not only can he moonwalk like a boss,
He can do it at your favorite theme park,
On the great wall of China
At Buckingham Palace
In your favorite movies,
While defying the laws of science,
This boy even has swagger on the moon.
I'm 24 years old and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart, and a gorgeous southern belle. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only best friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.
WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO GET INTO AN INSIDE JOKE BETWEEN YOU AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS
LMFAO DEAD
That awkward moment when you try to kick in an open door.
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NAIA voted worst airport in Asia, ranks 5th in world →
globalnation.inquirer.net
“A bombed out ruin,” “a cattle yard only worse,” and “filthy toilets” were just some words that travelers used to describe the Ninoy Aquino International Airport, voted one of the world’s 10 worst airports and the worst in Asia for 2010 by an interactive website.
The website, “the Guide to Sleeping in Airports,” ranked NAIA, particularly Terminal 1, fifth worst in the world preceded by two French airports, including the Paris Charles De Gaulle, and the Los Angeles and Moscow airports.
In the website’s list of worst airports in Asia, NAIA Terminal ranked No. 1, followed by New Delhi, Beijing, Bombay, Islamabad, Hanoi, Chennai, Jakarta, Bangalore and Denpasar.
The ranking was based on reviews of air travelers who complained of, among others, “safety concerns, lack of comfortable seating, rude staff, hostile security, poor facilities, no [or few] services to pass the time, bribery, and general hassles of being in the airport.”
TRUE. (At least not so much for terminal 3)
My school schedule:
Getting up in the morning:
After getting ready:
Getting to school and seeing my friends:
That one class you love because you have your best friend with you:
That one class where you always fuck with the teacher:
That one class you really hate:
That bitch in one of your classes that won’t shut up and you just want to be like:
That sexy acrobatic skill you need to have in order to get to your locker at P.E.:
LUNCH:
Getting home:
NO.
MINE IS:
Getting up in the morning - last class:
Getting home:
Gusto ko ng taho. Tagal na akong hindi nakakakain ng taho.
The Lazy Song [Cover]
Say Goodbye
IT’S A FRIDAY! So I finally covered Rebecca Black’s song. Sue me.
Just kidding. It really feels like a lazy day so I thought this song suited the mood. Gotta get that microphone to get the buzz and dirty stuff out of my covers :’(
The Lazy Song | Bruno Mars
I SORT of fell for your April Fool’s joke.
Really feels like a boring, lazy day today.
WOW you even edited the audio with the second voice *thumbs up*
HUHUHU miss you more when I hear you sing HAHAHAHA—but it’s true. :’(
Aw, Sam! :’) Hahaa, yes Happy April Fool’s Day :)) I MISS YOU, TOO. So much :( Please come here :( Pretty please.
It’d be pretty lame if I said that I’ll coming home this summer (June)—-as an April Fool’s prank, so I won’t—even if I WANT TO (come home this summer) SO SO MUCH. :(
The Lazy Song [Cover]
Say Goodbye
IT’S A FRIDAY! So I finally covered Rebecca Black’s song. Sue me.
Just kidding. It really feels like a lazy day so I thought this song suited the mood. Gotta get that microphone to get the buzz and dirty stuff out of my covers :’(
The Lazy Song | Bruno Mars
I SORT of fell for your April Fool’s joke.
Really feels like a boring, lazy day today.
WOW you even edited the audio with the second voice *thumbs up*
HUHUHU miss you more when I hear you sing HAHAHAHA—but it’s true. :’(
